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Unicorn Poop Bag

Original price $7.49 - Original price $7.49
Original price
$7.49 - $7.49
Current price $7.49


  • Description
  • How Much Taffy?
  • Nutrition
  • What do Unicorns eat? Magical forest mushrooms of course. How else are they gonna fly? Once airborne, the Unicorns drop poop from far above the forest floor. The location of this forest is known only to the Taffy Gnomes who inhabit this magical wonderland. They've been harvesting poop for thousands of years. As Unicorns only eat Magical Forest Mushrooms, each bag of Unicorn Poop is: Gluten Free, has No Peanuts, and No Soy. We also understand that the magical mushrooms they eat taste a lot like Cake Batter..which makes sense since unicorns love sparkly cupcakes and skittles. This is the freshest, softest, tastiest unicorn poop on the planet.

  • The Taffy Shop sells the most delicious, flavorful, mouth-watering saltwater taffy this side of heaven. So, it is completely normal to wonder, "Just how much taffy will I get?" Here's a quick rundown by bag size to give you an idea of what to expect:

    Personal 7oz 25 pieces
    Share 14oz 50 pieces
    Family 32oz 120 pieces
    Party 80oz 300 pieces
  • INGREDIENTS: Corn syrup, sugar, coconut oil, sea salt, egg whites, evaporated milk, cocoa, malic acid, citric acid, sunflower lecithin, titanium dioxide, natural and artificial flavor, artificial color (including FD&C blue 1, red 2, red 3, red 40, yellow 5, yellow 6)

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