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Funny Taffy Candy

Gear up for giggles, because our Funny Taffy Candy is going to seriously tickle your taste buds.  This collection is packed with quirky designs and hilarious names. But the fun isn't only on the outside, the flavors are full of fun twists that will make you smile. Brighten someone's day, or just treat yourself to a deliciously silly snack, our funny taffy is sure to deliver happiness.

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Unicorn Poop Taffy Bag (7oz)

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Delight in the whimsical magic of our Unicorn Poop Taffy Bag, featuring delicious and creamy Cake Batter Salt Water taffy. This unique treat is per...

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Vanilla Cone-y (Island) Taffy

Flavor: Vanilla Waffle Cone

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Indulge in the creamy, smooth taste of our Vanilla Cone-y (Island) Salt Water Taffy. Offering a simple yet sophisticated vanilla flavor, this taffy...

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Totally Bananas Taffy Bag (7oz)

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Go wild with our Totally Bananas Bag, featuring a delightful assortment of banana-inspired flavors. This bag is a banana lover's dream, offering a ...

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UFO Taffy Bag (7oz)

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Spark curiosity and adventure with our UFO Taffy Bag. This bag includes our Mystery flavored U.F.O. Salt Water taffy, and offers a cosmic journey a...

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Kind Of A Dill Taffy Bag (7oz)

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Our 'Kind of a Big Dill' Taffy Bag has quickly become a customer-favorite. The delicious flavor combines the sweet and salty essence of taffy with ...

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NYC Pigeon Poop Taffy Bag (7oz)

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Add a quirky New York City twist with our NYC Pigeon Poop taffy bag. This fun mix includes I'm Good Dough (Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough), Vanilla Co...

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What-the-Melon Taffy

Flavor: Watermelon

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Dive into the refreshing taste of summer with our Wild Watermelon Salt Water Taffy. Each chew bursts with the sweet, slightly tart essence of juicy...

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New Orleans Voodoo Taffy Bag (7oz)

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Embrace the mystique of New Orleans with our Voodoo Taffy Bag. This unique assortment includes Classic Favorites, like: Cherr Up! (cherry), Grape E...

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Strawesome Taffy

Flavor: Strawberry

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Savor the sweet, natural flavor of sun-ripened strawberries with our Strawesome Salt Water Taffy. This chewy delight is perfect for berry lovers, ...

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Suspicious Licorices Taffy

Flavor: Black Licorice

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Experience the refined taste of our Suspicious Licorices Salt Water Taffy. This sophisticated treat is crafted for those who cherish the classic li...

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Choco Choco Chew Chew Taffy

Flavor: Chocolate

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Treat yourself to the decadent, airy texture of our Choco Choco Chew Chew Salt Water Taffy. Blending rich chocolate with a light, fluffy taffy, thi...

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What's Poppin'? Taffy

Flavor: Buttered Popcorn

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Bring the cinema experience home with our Original Movie Popcorn Salt Water Taffy. This flavor mimics the buttery, salty delight of theater popcorn...

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Cherr Up! Taffy

Flavor: Cherry

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Double your delight with our Cherr Up! Salt Water Taffy. Packed with juicy and tangy cherry flavors, this taffy offers a fruity indulgence that per...

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Fluff Stuff Taffy

Flavor: Cotton Candy

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Step into fairground fun with our Fluff Stuff Salt Water Taffy. Its light, airy sweetness brings joy and whimsy to your snack time, mimicking the b...

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Grape Escape Taffy

Flavor: Grape

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Indulge in the bold, fruity burst of our Grape Escape Salt Water Taffy. A perfect pick for grape lovers, this taffy delivers the classic and rich f...

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Noggin' On Heaven's Door Taffy

Flavor: Eggnog

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Enjoy holiday flavors year-round with our Noggin' On Heaven's Door Salt Water Taffy. Blending rich eggnog with a chewy treat, it evokes cozy winter...

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RootBRUH Taffy

Flavor: Root Beer Barrel

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Savor the classic diner experience with our Original Frosty Rootbeer Float Salt Water Taffy. The creamy vanilla sweetness meets the tangy zest of r...

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Zest Friends Forever Taffy

Flavor: Lemon

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Enjoy the classic dessert of Lemon Meringue Pie in our chewy taffy form. Blending tart lemon with sweet meringue, this delightful treat offers the ...

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Kind of a Big Dill Taffy

Flavor: Dill Pickle

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Dare to try our Kind of a Big Dill Salt Water Taffy, a unique blend of tangy dill and classic taffy sweetness. This surprising savory twist offers ...

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How Do You Like Them Apples? Taffy

Flavor: Caramel + Apple + Sea Salt

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Indulge in the classic taste of How Do You Like Them Apples? Salt Water Taffy, featuring luscious salted caramel and crisp apple. This candy combin...

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It's Pronounced Caramel Taffy

Flavor: Caramel + Vanilla

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Savor the slow-cooked richness of our It's Pronounced Caramel Salt Water Taffy. This timeless delight brings the essence of caramel to your palate ...

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Huck Yeah Taffy

Flavor: Huckleberry

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Savor the unique berry flavor of our Huck Yeah Salt Water Taffy. Reminiscent of wild adventures, this taffy is perfect for berry enthusiasts lookin...

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Pining for Apple Taffy

Flavor: Pineapple

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Enjoy a bite-sized tropical vacation with our Original Pineapple Whip Salt Water Taffy. Its creamy, sweet pineapple flavor brings a slice of summer...

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Bohemian Rasp-o-berry Taffy

Flavor: Raspberry

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Burst into the vibrant taste of our Bohemian Rasp-o-berry Salt Water Taffy. This sweet and tangy treat is irresistibly fruity and refreshing, perfe...

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Orange You Glad Taffy

Flavor: Orange

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Feel the burst of citrus with our Orange You Glad Salt Water Taffy. This bright and tangy treat delivers the refreshing taste of freshly squeezed o...

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Blimey Limey Taffy

Flavor: Lime

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Transport your taste buds to the Florida Keys with our Blimey Limey Salt Water Taffy. Balancing tart and sweet, this chewy delight captures the ess...

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Expresso Yourselfo Taffy

Flavor: Espresso + Cream + Vanilla + Caramel

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Energize your senses with Expresso Yourselfo Salt Water Taffy, blending robust espresso, velvety cream, rich vanilla, and sweet caramel. This delic...

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I'm Good Dough Taffy

Flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

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Relive the joy of cookie making with our Original Cookie Dough Salt Water Taffy, capturing the gooey delight of chocolate chip cookie dough in a co...

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Peach Not War Taffy

Flavor: Peach

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Enjoy the sweet harmony of our Peach Not War Salt Water Taffy. Blending ripe peach flavors with creamy richness, this summery treat offers a deligh...

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Fo' Sizzle My Drizzle Taffy

Flavor: Maple + Bacon + Pecan

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Indulge in the savory-sweet sensation of Fo' Sizzle My Drizzle Salt Water Taffy, featuring rich maple, smoky bacon, and crunchy pecans. This invent...

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Sour Zappy Taffy Troll Bag (7oz)

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Add a sprinkle of magic to your selection with our Zappy Troll Bag. Filled with best-selling sour flavors and featuring a playful troll character, ...

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Nut Gonna Lie Taffy

Flavor: Peanut Butter

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Indulge in the creamy, rich taste of our Nut Gonna Lie Salt Water Taffy. A classic favorite, this taffy combines smooth, savory peanut butter flavo...

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CocoCabana Taffy

Flavor: Coconut + Passion Fruit + Mango + Lime

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Transport yourself to a tropical paradise with CocoCabana Salt Water Taffy, featuring an exotic mix of coconut, passion fruit, mango, and a hint of...

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Pearadise Taffy

Flavor: Pear

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Experience the sweet, slightly floral taste of our Pearadise Salt Water Taffy. Refreshing and delightful, this taffy is perfect for a light fruity ...

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Appley Everafter Taffy

Flavor: Green Apple

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Bite into the tart and sweet blend of our Appley Everafter Salt Water Taffy. Offering the crisp, refreshing taste of a Granny Smith apple, this taf...

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North Shore Taffy

Flavor: Fruit Punch

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Dive into the vibrant flavors of North Shore Salt Water Taffy, featuring a classic fruit punch blend. This colorful candy delivers a medley of frui...

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Funny Taffy Candy: A Sweet Treat with a Side of Laughter

Taffy That’s as Fun as It Is Flavorful

Remember the thrill of unwrapping a piece of taffy as a kid, not knowing what flavor you’d get? Our Funny Taffy Candy brings you that nostalgic joy with bright, colors, surprising flavors, and playful packaging. We’ve crafted each piece with high-quality ingredients and care so you get that soft texture you know and love.

Why Choose Taffy Shop’s Funny Taffy Candy?

  • Unexpected Flavors: One moment you’re biting into a tantalizing tropical surprise, the next you’re enjoying a Mystery Melon. Our collection features tangy tropical twists to flavors that’ll have you guessing. 
  • Handcrafted Quality: We make each piece of taffy with care so you get the softest, chewiest, and yummiest candy every time.
  • Perfect for Gifting: This taffy candy collection is great for birthdays, lighthearted office pranks, or making someone’s day that much sweeter.
  • Bright & Bold Packaging: Our delicious taffy is packaged in bright, eye-catching designs.

The Sweet and Silly History of Taffy

Taffy has been delighting candy lovers for generations. We started from humble beginnings near the Great Salt Lake to become an online candy store in 1998. We began our sweet adventure hand-pulling taffy and boy, have things changed. Today we whip up over 85 gourmet flavors including including some very funny taffies. What will never change here at Taffy Shop is our commitment to bringing smiles to candy lovers everywhere so you can always expect the best from us. 

How to Enjoy Funny Taffy Candy

  • Surprise a Friend: Put a smile on your friend’s day. Pop a few pieces into a gift bag to give a loved one an unexpected sweet treat.
  • Office Icebreaker: Imagine the joy your coworkers will get when they walk into the break room to find Unicorn Poop in a bowl. You can leave a few around the office to lighten the workplace mood.
  • Party Hit: Bring the mood to your get-together with a bag of Funny Taffies. Get the guests interested by starting a flavor guessing game.
  • Stock Up for Snacking: Keep a stash at home, in your bag, or in your car for when you need a little pick-me-up.

Frequently Asked Questions About Funny Taffy

What makes Funny Taffy Candy different from regular Taffy?

Our Funny Taffy Candy is like the class clown–but tastier. It features playful packaging and quirky flavors but with our same soft, yummy texture.

Is this taffy gluten-free?

Yes! All our taffy is made without gluten, including our Funny Taffy Candy collecting so it’s safe if you have dietary restrictions.

Can I mix and match flavors?

Yes! Get creative and check out our Custom Taffy Candy Mix to build your own fun flavor mix.

How long does taffy last?

You can keep this candy treasure in a cool, dry place and it’ll stay fresh and chew for months! 

Ready to Add Some Fun to Your Candy Stash?

There’s no such thing as too much laughter. Browse our Funny Taffy Candy collection today and spoil yourself.

More Fun Flavors to Explore

Our Funny Taffy Candy is great to have at gatherings with loved ones. If you’re looking for more ways to deliver smiles check out our Mother’s Day Taffy Candy for a sweet way to show Mom you care.